Why oh Why? why do we do what we do?
Drugstores make the sick walk to the back to get their prescriptions,
yet healthy people can buy cigarettes right up front?
Ever see the headline: ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Musicians and athletes get paid to play?
Some order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Some leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway,
to put useless junk in the garage?
Hot dogs come in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
The sun lightens our hair, yet darkens our skin?
Women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Lemon juice has artificial flavor, dish washing liquid has real lemons?
The man who invests all your money called a broker?
The time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
‘Abbreviation’ is such a long word?
There’s no mouse-flavored cat food?
Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
They sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
They are called apartments yet are all stuck together?
Con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
The indestructible black box is so indestructible,
why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!